MEET US
Dildo has a mascot. He won the award Sexiest Animal Alive (click here to see). "Doggystyle is the leader of the dogs kicking the ass from chinese idiots that tried to eat them!", said all media from Dildo. He was rescued by J. A. B. from China. J. A. B. also taught him english. Sometimes Doggystyle sees chinese everywhere. You can't blame him, he lost lots of soldiers in his battle. J. A. B. is helping him fully with all the power he has. Doggystyle always helps the persons that he attacks if they say that they didn't try to eat dogs. Best dog EVER!
Dildo is an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. J. A. B. had the honor of polling with 69% (the max percentage in Dildo, click here). He is a promise. He also promises to make Dildo bigger than ever even if he has to find the place swimming. Maybe he's lost. Jack is helping him. Fuck you, Rose! Some candidates only know how to spell ABC in english and are running. He can run Dildo better than every single candidate. He can run Dildo forever! He'll arrive 69:69.
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Absolutely loved it.
Legendary!
Top secret persons, agencies, companies, institutions, whatever, fuckers (even from aliens) that have met the candidate always say that. True story! Click here to discover that Kimmel is a loser. Guillermo is our spy!
MEET DILDO FROM J. A. B.
JIMMY KIMMEL KEEPS LOSING!
ALSO SOON! COLD WAR? STUPID, WE'RE HOT.
IS MMA
ENOUGH FOR THIS?
